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thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

Nancy Jo? This is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disapp.. Fuck. Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. How horrible you shit on me- (YOU LIED!) Would you stop? (YOU FUCKING…

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findingquentin:

haven’t seen quentin tarantino yet today, but the day is not over. i will keep my eyes peeled.

findingquentin:

a telemarketer called me just now and it sounded kind of like him so I asked him if he was quentin tarantino and he said no. he could have been lying. will investigate more later.

findingquentin:

there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close

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